Baking with Lard Recipes - a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées
QuotaBillsDonut worry, be happy! - Unknown
Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown
A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert
You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball
No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus
When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing
A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val
Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor
Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale
Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne
What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates
Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey