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Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Lard Family thanks to Roy Taylor

Better for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils

Baking with Lard Recipes
a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées
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Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I have only two kinds of days: happy and hysterically happy. - Allen J Lefferdink

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix


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