Lard Family

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. - Helen Keller

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami