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Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Lard Family thanks to Roy Taylor

Better for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils

Baking with Lard Recipes - a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées

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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. - William R Inge

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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