Lard Family

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey