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Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Lard Family thanks to Roy Taylor

Better for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils

Baking with Lard Recipes - a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées

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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow to do it. - Artemus Ward

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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