Lard Family

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell