Lard Family

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I have only two kinds of days: happy and hysterically happy. - Allen J Lefferdink

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

I don't sing because I'm happy; I'm happy because I sing. - William James

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock