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Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Lard Family thanks to Roy Taylor

Better for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils

Baking with Lard Recipes
a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées
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No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Unknown

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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