Lard Family

If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami