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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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