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Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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