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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla


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