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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible
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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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