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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible
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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. - Thomas Brackett Reed

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

When we are open to new possibilities, we find them. Be open and skeptical of everything. - Todd Kashdan

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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