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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I'm trying to make the world a more open place. - Mark Zuckerberg

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

It isn't the hours you put in, but what you put IN the hours. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

When we are open to new possibilities, we find them. Be open and skeptical of everything. - Todd Kashdan

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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