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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

My store is open to all. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. - Will Rogers

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton


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