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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open. - Thomas Dewar

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. - Will Rogers

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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