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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. - Terry Pratchett

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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