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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible
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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds. - Scott Osler

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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