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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

The thing I really care about is the mission, making the world open. - Mark Zuckerberg

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Trusting your individual uniqueness challenges you to lay yourself open. - James Broughton

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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