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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open. - Thomas Dewar

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. - Will Rogers

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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