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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

Monarchy: Used to open doors in a Royal Palace. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

I'm trying to make the world a more open place. - Mark Zuckerberg

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. - Thomas Brackett Reed

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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