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Kinder Surprise

Preparing an artistic environment for baby 'boomers'

Kinder Surprise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I think I'll name my baby Art

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Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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