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Kinder Surprise

Preparing an artistic environment for baby 'boomers'

Kinder Surprise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I think I'll name my baby Art

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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