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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people. - Marcus Garvey

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking

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