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Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed. - Emily Dickinson

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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