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Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

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