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Pondering life's early lessons

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my consecration. - Archie Bunker

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. - Niels Bohr

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy. - Unknown

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I always have a quotation for everything - it saves original thinking. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

Boredom is a learned behavior and a form of anxiety that stems from our thinking. - Unknown

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. - Alice Walker

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Never gonna go a day without you
Fills me up just thinking about you
I'll never go a day without my mama - Boyz II Men

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh


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