Just Thinking

Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. - Alice Walker

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Thinking like we (always) have is what got us where we are. It is not going to get us where we are going. - Albert Einstein

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo