Just Thinking

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking. - Joan Rivers

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. - William Shakespeare

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. - Niels Bohr

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking. - Albert Einstein

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. - Alice Walker

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan