Just Thinking

The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

Thinking isn't agreeing or disagreeing. That's voting. - Robert Frost

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Focus on making yourself better, not on thinking that you are better. - Bohdi Sanders

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking. - Albert Einstein

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia