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Just Saying Hello

Sign of a good neighbour

Just Saying Hello thanks to Jim Serritella

Taking the first step to develop friendly relationships

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Hello, I must be going. - Groucho Marx

Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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