Just Divorced
At least he's left with a car
He seems happy
QuotaBillsDivorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman
Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield
I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr
Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams
My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez
Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo
It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall
When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson