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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe


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