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What would John The Baptist think of today's marketplace?
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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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