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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump


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