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John The Baptist Souvenirs

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What would John The Baptist think of today's marketplace?
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Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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