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Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

Bring me a worm that can comprehend a man, and then I will show you a man who can comprehend the triune God. - John Wesley

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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