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God is not really silent, we are deaf. - Teresa of Avila

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

God loves not the questioner but the runner. - Martin Luther

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist 'Jack.' - H L Mencken

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks


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