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John The Baptist Souvenirs

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God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


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