Joburg Police

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Any gun in the hands of a decent person is no threat to anybody, except bad people. - Charlton Heston

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell