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Joburg Police

Taking a load off his mind may put a load into his mind

Joburg Police thanks to Jim Serritella

The butt of all police joe-ks in Johannesburg, South Africa

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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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