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Joburg Police

Taking a load off his mind may put a load into his mind

Joburg Police thanks to Jim Serritella

The butt of all police joe-ks in Johannesburg, South Africa

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Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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