A pancake-like structure, not to be confused with anything a first-class health restaurant would put out. In a latke, the oil remains inside the pancake. It is made with potatoes, onions, eggs and matzo meal.
Israel's punishment for escaping slavery. It consists of a simple mix of flour and water - no eggs or flavor at all. When made especially well, it could actually taste like a cardboard box recycled from the Tel Aviv city dump.
One of the little-known 'delicacies' that is even more difficult to pronounce than it is to cook. It has nothing to do with varnish, but is basically a mixture of buckwheat and bowtie noodles (not macaroni).
Not to be confused with the German war machine's 'blintzkreig.' Can you imagine the Jerusalem Post in '39 with huge headlines announcing: 'Germans drop tons of cheese and blueberry blintzes on Poland.
You know Scottish Haggis? Well, this it ain't. Remember what I say if you should go to the Highlands. You do not want to eat Haggis, no matter how much Scotch you've downed.
They sound worse than they taste. There is a rabbinical debate on their origins. One Rabbi claims they began when a Chinese fortune cookie fell into the chicken soup.
This combination of noxious gases had been the secret weapon of Jews for centuries. The unique combination of beans, barley, potatoes and bones or meat is meant to stick to your ribs and anything else it comes into contact with.
A few years ago, an Israeli politician had problems with the filter in his fish pond, and a few of his fish got rather stuck and mangled.
How can we finish without the quintessential Jewish defense weapon, the bagel.
Kosher food that stays in Israel - food that stays with you far too long a time
Off-the-docks Jews (Orthodox Jews) - Archie Bunker
All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews. - Fidel Castro
I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller
Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan
I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis
This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw
Every year during their High Holy Days, the Jewish community reminds us all of our need for repentance and forgiveness. - Billy Graham
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky