Jerushalom
Where fine Rabiis shop
Greetings from an Israeli marketing mall
Business as usual in Jerusalem
QuotaBillsShopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr
I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller
I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis
This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw
Every year during their High Holy Days, the Jewish community reminds us all of our need for repentance and forgiveness. - Billy Graham
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky