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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Musician: Someone who makes a living by playing around - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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