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Jam Packed Suitcase

Taking a bite out of travel luggage

Jam Packed Suitcase thanks to Keith Blake

Food for thought in Japan

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Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you call one wolf, you invite the pack. - Bulgarian Proverb

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. - Red Skelton

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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