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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Novelty is a new kind of loneliness. - Wendell Berry

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Kindness is loving people more than they deserve. - Joseph Joubert

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

Upper Hand: Something not found in a friendly handshake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Compassion for others begins with kindness to ourselves. - Unknown

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

Love is not a feeling, love is a response. Love is an action. - David Jeremiah

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

Integrity is choosing your thoughts and actions based on values rather than personal gain. - Unknown

It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past. - Karl von Clausewitz

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda


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