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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

To praise great actions is in some sense to share them. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Love is not a feeling, love is a response. Love is an action. - David Jeremiah

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

The most decisive actions of lie are most often unconsidered actions. - Andre Gide

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

It is the mark of a good action that it appears inevitable in retrospect. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Talk that does not end in any kind of action is better suppressed altogether. - Thomas Carlyle

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

I feared my own kind more than anything the natural world could ever threaten me with. - Robin Hobb

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

When you cannot make up your mind between two evenly balanced courses of action, choose the bolder. - W J Slim

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

There is no more noble occupation in the world than to assist another human being—to help someone succeed. - Alan L McGinnis

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them. - Dalai Lama

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

Ask any decent person what he thinks matters most in human conduct: five to one his answer will be "kindness." - Kenneth Clark

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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