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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

Maturity is accepting the consequences of your actions. - Unknown

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. - Isaac Newton

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

I feared my own kind more than anything the natural world could ever threaten me with. - Robin Hobb

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

When you cannot make up your mind between two evenly balanced courses of action, choose the bolder. - Unknown

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Ask any decent person what he thinks matters most in human conduct: five to one his answer will be "kindness." - Kenneth Clark

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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