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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. - John Leman

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. - Mark Twain

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

Kindness can become its own motive. We are made kind by being kind. - Eric Hoffer

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action. - Benjamin Disraeli

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. - Douglas Jerrold

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, and fills it with a steady and perpetual serenity. - Joseph Addison

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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