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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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Talking is easy, action difficult. - Spanish Proverb

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Kindness is loving people more than they deserve. - Joseph Joubert

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

If you're comfortable in a situation, stick with it. - Red Auerbach

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

It is the mark of a good action that it appears inevitable in retrospect. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. - Albert Einstein

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

When you cannot make up your mind between two evenly balanced courses of action, choose the bolder. - Unknown

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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