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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

If you can't be kind, at least be vague. - Judith Martin

Charity is the sterilized milk of human kindness. - Oliver Herford

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism. - Herbert Hoover

You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Lead from the back, and let others believe they are in front. - Nelson Mandela

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

We go back and forth between being time's master and its victim. - James Gleick

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Integrity is choosing your thoughts and actions based on values rather than personal gain. - Unknown

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness. - John Green

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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