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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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Talking is easy, action difficult. - Spanish Proverb

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx

Back-Up: Recommended if you meet a skunk in the woods - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

Actions prove who someone is; words just prove who they want to be. - Unknown

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Never give up. Expect only the best from life and take action to get it. - Catherine Pulsifer

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

Talk that does not end in any kind of action is better suppressed altogether. - Thomas Carlyle

He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far the town is. - African Proverb

A two-year old is kind of like a blender, but you don't have any top for it. - Jerry Seinfeld

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions. - Oliver W. Holmes Jr.

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day. - Brendan Francis

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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