QuotaBillsSleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown
The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton
Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields
With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo
Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott
When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison
Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie
Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic
Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers
I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert
I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi
Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor
Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell
Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor
Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane
You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer
I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams