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It's Play Time!

The best time to travel - when you have it all to yourself

It's Play Time! thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

The trick is to tire them out first...

Some babies just don't have enough time to sleep away their lives
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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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