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It's Play Time!

The best time to travel - when you have it all to yourself

It's Play Time! thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

The trick is to tire them out first...

Some babies just don't have enough time to sleep away their lives

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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