It's Play Time!

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams