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It's Movie Time

How can you tell that the grandchild wants to go see a movie?

It's Movie Time thanks to Elijah Defries

Making use of all those used 3D movie glasses

It's Movie Time thanks to Elijah Defries

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Filmdom: A bad movie - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Megaflop: The worst movie you ever saw - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

I'm a consumer as well. I go to the movies with my popcorn and believe everything I see. - Kelly Lynch

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami


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