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It's Movie Time

How can you tell that the grandchild wants to go see a movie?

It's Movie Time thanks to Elijah Defries

Making use of all those used 3D movie glasses

It's Movie Time thanks to Elijah Defries

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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Megaflop: The worst movie you ever saw - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

I don't want to be a part of any Bollywood movie. - Russell Peters

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

No one has rosier glasses in hindsight than a successful person. - Trevor Hartl

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami


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