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It's Movie Time

How can you tell that the grandchild wants to go see a movie?

It's Movie Time thanks to Elijah Defries

Making use of all those used 3D movie glasses

It's Movie Time thanks to Elijah Defries

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I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

I don't want to be a part of any Bollywood movie. - Russell Peters

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

I wear glasses, so I can look for things I keep losing. - Bill Cosby

No one has rosier glasses in hindsight than a successful person. - Trevor Hartl

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel


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