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Live with no time out. - Simone de Beauvoir

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Mitch Albom

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited because you came in fifth last time. - Denis Waltley

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

I am rather tired of hearing about our rights. The time is come to hear about responsibilities. - Peter Marshall

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal


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