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It's About Time

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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Wait for the wisest of counselors, time. - Pericles

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. - Mignon McLaughlin

Time spent understanding people is never wasted. - Cate Huston

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Malcolm Forbes

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. - Morgan Freeman

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

There is a time for departure - even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

Within you there is a stillness and a sanctuary to which you can retreat at any time. - Hermann Hesse

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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