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All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. - Jean Paul

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

One thing at a time. Most important thing first. Start now. - Caroline Webb

It is the hour to rend thy chains, the blossom time of souls. - Katharine L Bates

If you're there before it's over, you're on time. - James J Walker

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

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You don't do things right once in a while. You do them right all the time. - Vince Lombardi

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps


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