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It's About Time

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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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