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Iran Is Now Allowing Women To Drive

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Iran Is Now Allowing Women To Drive thanks to Gus Souza

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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell


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