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Iran Is Now Allowing Women To Drive thanks to Gus Souza

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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong. - Winston Churchill

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell


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