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Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson


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