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iPhone Sushi

Putting 'Food For Thought' into Apple's iPhone sales

iPhone Sushi thanks to Gwen Enock

Where you can eat the messages you don't like

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I'm obsessed with sushi. - Emma Roberts

In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly


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