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If there's never any service you won't have to pay!
Inconvenience in Israel
QuotaBillsHead Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Alcatraz: A pen with a lifetime guarantee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman
QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it. - Chinese Proverb
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within. - Earl Nightingale
Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor
It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol
The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown
In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd
No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin
Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward
I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur
When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson
A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll