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Interuption Charge

If there's never any service you won't have to pay!

Interuption Charge thanks to Roy Turkington

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

The highest of distinctions is service to others. - King George VI

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done. - Amelia Earhart

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. - Red Skelton

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it. - Chinese Proverb

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Do you have a product or service that people want? If you don't have that, nothing else matters. - Noah Kagan

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

We will receive not what we idly wish for but what we justly earn. Our rewards will always be in exact proportion to our service. - Earl Nightingale

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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