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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

The highest of distinctions is service to others. - King George VI

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done. - Amelia Earhart

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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Do you have a product or service that people want? If you don't have that, nothing else matters. - Noah Kagan

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

Noise is the most impertinent of all forms of interruption. It is not only an interruption, but also a disruption of thought. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com