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Interuption Charge

If there's never any service you won't have to pay!

Interuption Charge thanks to Roy Turkington

Inconvenience in Israel

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Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Alcatraz: A pen with a lifetime guarantee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it. - Chinese Proverb

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within. - Earl Nightingale

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll


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