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Instant Karma

Stress survival for house-bound mechanics

Instant Karma thanks to Jim Serritella

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Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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