Instant Karma

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

My karma ran over your dogma. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedic. - Shannon Ryan

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay