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Instant Karma

Stress survival for house-bound mechanics

Instant Karma thanks to Jim Serritella

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

My karma ran over your dogma. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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