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Instant Karma

Stress survival for house-bound mechanics

Instant Karma thanks to Jim Serritella

Tell me again how he broke his collarbone?

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman


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