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Instant Karma

Stress survival for house-bound mechanics

Instant Karma thanks to Jim Serritella

Tell me again how he broke his collarbone?

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Keep calm and let Karma finish it. - Unknown

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedic. - Shannon Ryan

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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