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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. - Nancy D Solomon

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. - Woody Allen

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

It is better to aim at perfection and miss it than to aim at imperfection and hit it. - Thomas Watson

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin - but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what. - Harper Lee

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs


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