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Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. - Kin Hubbard

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

With enough courage you can do without a reputation. - Margaret Mitchell

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world. - C S Lewis

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown


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