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The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. - Dutch Proverb

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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