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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Happiness is a form of courage. - Holbrook Jackson

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Obedience is the highest practical courage. - Charles H Spurgeon

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

Great effort springs naturally from great attitude. - Pat Riley

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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