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India's Cow Palace

Sacred cows - no, bull

India's Cow Palace thanks to Barry McCartney

A symbol of wealth since ancient times, inviolable and revered today

Cattle are considered sacred in various world religions, most notably Hinduism, Jainism, Zoroastrianism as well as the religions of Ancient Egypt, Ancient Greece, and Ancient Rome. The cow was possibly revered because Hindus relied heavily on it for dairy products, for tilling fields, and on cow dung as a source of fuel and fertilizer. In some regions, especially some states in India, the slaughter of cattle is prohibited and their meat may be taboo.

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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

A mind cannot be independent of culture. - Lev Vygotsky

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? - Gore Vidal

One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you over-adapt to the culture you're trying to reach, it means you've bought into that culture's idols. - Tim Keller

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are all touched by. No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music. - Billy Joel

It is the Christian tradition that is the most fundamental element in Western culture. It lies at the base not only of Western religion, but also of Western morals and Western social idealism. - Christopher Dawson

The more people rationalize cheating, the more it becomes a culture of dishonesty. And that can become a vicious, downward cycle. Because suddenly, if everyone else is cheating, you feel a need to cheat too. - Stephen Covey

Hiring people is an art, not a science, and resumes can't tell you whether someone will fit into a company's culture. When you realize you've made a mistake, you need to cut your losses and move on. - Howard Schultz

By the time I was a young man, I lived with two deep struggles: I longed to become a cricketer, and I performed miserably in school. Cricket and tennis were all that I lived for. In India, this was a formula for failure. - Ravi Zacharias

To the European, it is a characteristic of the American culture that, again and again, one is commanded and ordered to 'be happy.' But happiness cannot be pursues; it must ensue. One must have a reason to 'be happy.' - Viktor Frankl

In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy. - Mark Twain

The equilibrium you admire in me is an unstable one, difficult to maintain. My inner life was split early between the call of the Ancestors and the call of Europe, between the exigencies of black-African culture and those of modern life. - Leopold Senghor

We want to make it so that anyone, anywhere - a child growing up in rural India who never had a computer - can go to a store, get a phone, get online, and get access to all of the same things that you and I appreciate about the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. The most important thing though is that people there know how to live! In America they've forgotten all about it. I'm afraid that the American culture is a disaster. - Johnny Depp


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