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India's Cow Palace

Sacred cows - no, bull

India's Cow Palace thanks to Barry McCartney

A symbol of wealth since ancient times, inviolable and revered today

Cattle are considered sacred in various world religions, most notably Hinduism, Jainism, Zoroastrianism as well as the religions of Ancient Egypt, Ancient Greece, and Ancient Rome. The cow was possibly revered because Hindus relied heavily on it for dairy products, for tilling fields, and on cow dung as a source of fuel and fertilizer. In some regions, especially some states in India, the slaughter of cattle is prohibited and their meat may be taboo.

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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

A mind cannot be independent of culture. - Lev Vygotsky

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey

There is something terribly wrong with a culture inebriated by noise and gregariousness. - George Steiner

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

If you over-adapt to the culture you're trying to reach, it means you've bought into that culture's idols. - Tim Keller

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

A smart manager will establish a culture of gratitude. Expand the appreciative attitude to suppliers, vendors, delivery people, and of course, customers. - Harvey Mackay

I deal with cultural issues whether they be in the Middle East, Far East, the Orient or the West. You broach questions in the context of their culture and then present Christian answers. - Ravi Zacharias

It's every man's indispensable duty to do all the service he can to his country; and I see not what difference he puts between himself and his cattle who lives without that thought. - John Locke

My parents told me, "Finish your dinner. People in China and India are starving." I tell my daughters, "Finish your homework. People in India and China are starving for your job." - Thomas Friedman

Hiring people is an art, not a science, and resumes can't tell you whether someone will fit into a company's culture. When you realize you've made a mistake, you need to cut your losses and move on. - Howard Schultz

By the time I was a young man, I lived with two deep struggles: I longed to become a cricketer, and I performed miserably in school. Cricket and tennis were all that I lived for. In India, this was a formula for failure. - Ravi Zacharias

In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy. - Mark Twain

The equilibrium you admire in me is an unstable one, difficult to maintain. My inner life was split early between the call of the Ancestors and the call of Europe, between the exigencies of black-African culture and those of modern life. - Leopold Senghor

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. The most important thing though is that people there know how to live! In America they've forgotten all about it. I'm afraid that the American culture is a disaster. - Johnny Depp


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