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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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