Inappropriate Water
Be sure to consume only what's appropriate in Brazil
Where water safety comes first
QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields
Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler