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Inappropriate Water thanks to Roy Turkington

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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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