Inappropriate Water

Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

What we are doing is in the interest of everybody, bar possibly the consumer. - Unknown

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler