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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I'm a consumer as well. I go to the movies with my popcorn and believe everything I see. - Kelly Lynch

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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