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In It For The Long Haul

U-Haul's new move-everything plan

In It For The Long Haul thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Is this legal?

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Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Progress is a tide. If we stand still we will surely be drowned. To stay on the crest, we have to keep moving. - Harold Mayfield

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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