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Illusion Chair

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Illusion Chair thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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