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I Fly For Pie

Mud Pie was one of the Chilliwack Airport Coffee Shop specialties

I Fly For Pie thanks to joe-kster

Can hardly wait to dig in!

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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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