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I Fly For Pie

Mud Pie was one of the Chilliwack Airport Coffee Shop specialties

I Fly For Pie thanks to joe-kster

Can hardly wait to dig in!

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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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