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I Fly For Pie

Mud Pie was one of the Chilliwack Airport Coffee Shop specialties

I Fly For Pie thanks to joe-kster

Can hardly wait to dig in!

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If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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