QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend