Hydro Water Power

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler