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Husband Makes Lunch
A relationship where he spends equal time in the kitchen
For the first time in their 3-year marriage, Peter's wife asked him if he would mind making the next day's lunches for them both. Obligingly he agrees.
The next morning, the wife asks her loving husband, “Where are our lunches, honey?” He replied, “I put them on the second shelf of the fridge. My lunch is the one on the left, and yours is on the right.”
The next morning, the wife asks her loving husband, “Where are our lunches, honey?” He replied, “I put them on the second shelf of the fridge. My lunch is the one on the left, and yours is on the right.”
Making your own lunch is clearly the sensible option
Making your own lunch is clearly the sensible option. But then you'll never know the wonder of a Wiltshire-Cured Ham and Greve Cheese Artisan Baguette!
Dinner is poured. - WC Fields
Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown
Who took the cork out of my lunch? - WC Fields
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields
Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown
Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin
We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze
Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin
Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson
I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown
Who took the cork out of my lunch? - WC Fields
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields
Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown
Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin
We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze
Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin
Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson
I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
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