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Husband Makes Lunch
A relationship where he spends equal time in the kitchen
For the first time in their 3-year marriage, Peter's wife asked him if he would mind making the next day's lunches for them both. Obligingly he agrees.
The next morning, the wife asks her loving husband, “Where are our lunches, honey?” He replied, “I put them on the second shelf of the fridge. My lunch is the one on the left, and yours is on the right.”
The next morning, the wife asks her loving husband, “Where are our lunches, honey?” He replied, “I put them on the second shelf of the fridge. My lunch is the one on the left, and yours is on the right.”
Making your own lunch is clearly the sensible option
Making your own lunch is clearly the sensible option. But then you'll never know the wonder of a Wiltshire-Cured Ham and Greve Cheese Artisan Baguette!
Dinner is poured. - WC Fields
They call it a Royale with cheese. - Pulp Fiction
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. - WC Fields
Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh
Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz
I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow
Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin
Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde
Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker
I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx
I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes
A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin
Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
They call it a Royale with cheese. - Pulp Fiction
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. - WC Fields
Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh
Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz
I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow
Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin
Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde
Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker
I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx
I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes
A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin
Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
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