Husband Makes Lunch

Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

They call it a Royale with cheese. - Pulp Fiction

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker