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Husband Makes Lunch
A relationship where he spends equal time in the kitchen
For the first time in their 3-year marriage, Peter's wife asked him if he would mind making the next day's lunches for them both. Obligingly he agrees.
The next morning, the wife asks her loving husband, “Where are our lunches, honey?” He replied, “I put them on the second shelf of the fridge. My lunch is the one on the left, and yours is on the right.”
The next morning, the wife asks her loving husband, “Where are our lunches, honey?” He replied, “I put them on the second shelf of the fridge. My lunch is the one on the left, and yours is on the right.”
Making your own lunch is clearly the sensible option
Making your own lunch is clearly the sensible option. But then you'll never know the wonder of a Wiltshire-Cured Ham and Greve Cheese Artisan Baguette!
Who took the cork out of my lunch? - WC Fields
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright
American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. - WC Fields
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh
My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown
He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin
I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow
Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown
Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze
Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde
Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones
Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright
American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. - WC Fields
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh
My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown
He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin
I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow
Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown
Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze
Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde
Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones
Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
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