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How to choose paint colors

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Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days. - Proverbs 10:27

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

To have become a deeper man is the privilege of those who have suffered. - Oscar Wilde

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

Beware of no man more than of yourself; we carry our worst enemies within us. - Charles H Spurgeon

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

A man who finds no satisfaction in himself will seek for it in vain elsewhere. - La Rochefoucauld

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person. - Joseph Addison

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


Scottish Variant

Knight Room

FIFA HQ

Spot The Surfer

Finally Got The Sink Fixed

Antique iPhones

Spongebob Suarez

Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation

PonyTale

Husband of the Year

Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated

Too Short

Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

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