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Man is what he believes. - Anton Chekov

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

No great man ever complains of want of opportunities. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Our problems are man-made; therefore, they can be solved by man. - John F Kennedy

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson

I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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