Husband Colors

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

A man like Verdi must write like Verdi. - Verdi

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man. - Iain D Smith

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. - John Morley

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

An old man looks permanent, as if he had been born an old man. - H E Bates

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own. - Frank Dane

Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents. - William Osler

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away. - Charles Schwab

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

The gem cannot be polished without friction, not a man perfected without trials. - Chinese Proverb

A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. - Mervyn Stockwood

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli