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A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

No author is a man of genius to his publisher. - Heinrich Heine

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. - Samuel Beckett

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

What is a man profited if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? - Matthew 16:26

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

He is a man of sense who does not grieve for what he has not, but rejoices in what he has. - Epictetus

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

If you ever find a man who is better than you are - hire him. If necessary, pay him more than you pay yourself. - David Ogilvy

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison


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