Husband Colors

Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days. - Proverbs 10:27

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

To have become a deeper man is the privilege of those who have suffered. - Oscar Wilde

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

Beware of no man more than of yourself; we carry our worst enemies within us. - Charles H Spurgeon

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

A man who finds no satisfaction in himself will seek for it in vain elsewhere. - La Rochefoucauld

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person. - Joseph Addison

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx