Husband Colors

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

What do you get for a man who has everything? Penicillin. - Henny Youngman

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. - John Morley

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen