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An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

A man is known by the company he avoids. - Unknown

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you. - Archie Bunker

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

Orthodoxy is my doxy; heterodoxy is another man's doxy. - William Warburton

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his sense. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille


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