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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

A man is known by the company he avoids. - Unknown

I'm man enough to know when to scream. - Obert Skye

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

If a man has done his best, what else is there? - George S Patton

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

There is sufficiency in the world for man's need but not for man's greed. - Mahatma Gandhi

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

Every man in the world is better than someone else. And not as good as someone else. - William Saroyan

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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