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Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days. - Proverbs 10:27

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

The Sabbath was made for man, and not man for the Sabbath. - The Bible

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

If you choose not to decide, you've still made a choice. - Unknown

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

The utmost extent of man's knowledge, is to know that he knows nothing. - Joseph Addison

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The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

There is sufficiency in the world for man's need but not for man's greed. - Mahatma Gandhi

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. - Jean Rostand

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

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