Husband Colors

No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. - Kin Hubbard

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence. - Ogden Nash

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

To select well among old things, is almost equal to inventing new ones. - Nicholas Charles Trublet

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his sense. - William Makepeace Thackeray

No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. - George Bernard Shaw

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. - Jean Rostand

Every man in the world is better than someone else. And not as good as someone else. - William Saroyan

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

A man who wants to do something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse. - Stephen Dolley Jr.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner