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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

The more a man knows, the more he forgives. - Catherine the Great

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

Insist on yourself; never imitate. Every great man is unique. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

The trouble with being best man is you don't get a chance to prove it. - Les A Murray

I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his sense. - William Makepeace Thackeray

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to succeed before he is ready. - Martin L Jones

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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