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Hung Out To Dry

Sometimes a Mom just needs a break

Hung Out To Dry thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Doing laundry in the good 'ol days

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Ignore the boy, Lord. - Homer Simpson

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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