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Hung Out To Dry

Sometimes a Mom just needs a break

Hung Out To Dry thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor


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