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Hung Out To Dry

Sometimes a Mom just needs a break

Hung Out To Dry thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Doing laundry in the good 'ol days

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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