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Hung Out To Dry

Sometimes a Mom just needs a break

Hung Out To Dry thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Doing laundry in the good 'ol days

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Ignore the boy, Lord. - Homer Simpson

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

When a boy's coming into poobertyhood. - Archie Bunker

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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