QuotaBillsFunny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson
Even the gods love jokes. - Plato
Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
A joke's a very serious thing. - Charles Churchill
When the age is in, the wit is out. - William Shakespeare
The well of true wit is truth itself. - George Meredith
A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb
Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII
A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee
The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous. - David Icke
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. - Will Rogers
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin
Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster
Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett
One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan
I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck
We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde
How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou
Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts