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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

There's a belonging problem in Hollywood. Who dictates who belongs? The very body who dictates that looks all one way. - Ava DuVernay

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain