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HTML Guy

Web page basics for a Red-neck

HTML Guy thanks to Howard Chapman

What goes between 'head' and 'body' in a web page?

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages

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Capsize: Head measurement. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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