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Deliver: An organ in de body - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco