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HTML Guy

Web page basics for a Red-neck

HTML Guy thanks to Howard Chapman

What goes between 'head' and 'body' in a web page?

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages

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Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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