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HTML Guy

Web page basics for a Red-neck

HTML Guy thanks to Howard Chapman

What goes between 'head' and 'body' in a web page?

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages

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Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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Skywalking

Low Ceiling Workout

Maxi Boot Sorbet

OCD Highschool

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Fire Distinguisher

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Must Catch Pokemon

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