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I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? - T S Eliot

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown