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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield