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HTML Guy

Web page basics for a Red-neck

HTML Guy thanks to Howard Chapman

What goes between 'head' and 'body' in a web page?

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages

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The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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