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Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin