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If you know how to cheat, start now. - Earl Weaver

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend. - Jewel

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself. - Michel De Montaigne

Know how to listen and you will profit even from those who talk badly. - Plutarch

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

Those that know how to win are much more numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their victories. - Polybius

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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