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How To Pick Up Chicks thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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You know not how to live in clover. - Menander

If you know how to cheat, start now. - Earl Weaver

Of course I know how to roll a joint. - Martha Stewart

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

How to stay young: hang around with older people. - Bob Hope

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

Everything has been figured out, except how to live. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

He who knows how to flatter also knows how to slander. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen. - Cher

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

The people who did you wrong or who didn't quite know how to show up, you forgive them. And forgiving them allows you to forgive yourself too. - Jane Fonda

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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