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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

I wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster

To the raven her own chick is white. - Irish Proverb

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Everything has been figured out, except how to live. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

Perhaps one has to be old before one learns how to be amused rather than shocked. - Pearl S. Buck

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

What chance gathers she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen


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