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Few people know how to be old. - Maggie Kuhn

Of course I know how to roll a joint. - Martha Stewart

He who walks with the lame learns how to limp. - Latin Proverb

How to stay young: hang around with older people. - Bob Hope

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I know how to make decisions and stand up to the criticism every day. - Michael Bloomberg

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

There are two educations. One should teach us how to make a living, and the other how to live. - James T Adams

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

The first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right. - Cato The Elder

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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