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Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Perhaps one has to be old before one learns how to be amused rather than shocked. - Pearl S. Buck

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow. - To Have and Have Not

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Christianity sees the necessity for man to have spiritual values and it shows him how to get at those through physical sacraments. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings

The people who did you wrong or who didn't quite know how to show up, you forgive them. And forgiving them allows you to forgive yourself too. - Jane Fonda

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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