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Of course I know how to roll a joint. - Martha Stewart

You always know how to make me Snickers. - Unknown

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend. - Jewel

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Valedictory: A demonstration of how to wave bye-bye with the tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Those that know how to win are much more numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their victories. - Polybius

What chance gathers she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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