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One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

The finest of pleasures are always the unexpected ones. - Erin Morgenstern

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect. - Oscar Wilde

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

The most exciting rhythms seem unexpected and complex, the most beautiful melodies simple and inevitable - W H Auden

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. - Samuel Johnson

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. - Doris Lessing

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami


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