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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

The leopard does not change his spots. - William Shakespeare

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - George Bernard Shaw

It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change. - Confucius

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change and all patterns alter. - Susan Salzberg

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato


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