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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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Ethics change with technology. - Larry Niven

Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

We change, whether we like it or not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

The more things change, the more they remain the same. - Alphonse Karr

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? - Steven Wright

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change and all patterns alter. - Susan Salzberg

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

The entrepreneur always searches for change, responds to it, and exploits it as an opportunity. - Peter F Drucker

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. - Clint Eastwood

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown


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