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How Things Have Changed

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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

There is nothing permanent except change. - Heraclitus

All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. - Winston Churchill

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - George Bernard Shaw

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute. - John Tesh

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is that they must change if they are to get better. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone


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