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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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Ethics change with technology. - Larry Niven

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

There is nothing permanent except change. - Heraclitus

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Men and times change, but principles - never. - Grover Cleveland

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

When things change inside you, things change around you. - Unknown

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

People don't resist change. They resist being changed. - Peter Senge

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living. - Gail Sheehy

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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