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How Things Have Changed

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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better. - Unknown

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change. - Jesse Jackson

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is that they must change if they are to get better. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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