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How Things Have Changed

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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Middle age is a nice change from being young. - William Feather

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

You are who you are, and nothing can change that. You're beautiful just as you are. - Karen Flaherty

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

The entrepreneur always searches for change, responds to it, and exploits it as an opportunity. - Peter F Drucker

Real, sustainable community change requires the initiative and engagement of community members. - Helene D Gayle

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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