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QuotaBillsUniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George
Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker
Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman
Honeymoon Sandwich: Just lettuce alone, with no dressing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France
Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde
Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle
Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour
Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt
Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller
Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah