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QuotaBillsFashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau
Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker
Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman
Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown
I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner
It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde
While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir
When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields
A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno
It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus
There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou