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How Babies Are Made In Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown


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