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How Babies Are Made In Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

How Babies Are Made In Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

How Babies Are Made In Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

How Babies Are Made In Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

How Babies Are Made In Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

How Babies Are Made In Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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