Hot Tub Boat

I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

All great calamities on land and sea have been traced to inspectors who did not inspect. - Kin Hubbard

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa