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Hot Tub Boat

Cruising down the river with the two you love

Hot Tub Boat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Jethro likes his action hot on the water

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H Spurgeon

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

All great calamities on land and sea have been traced to inspectors who did not inspect. - Kin Hubbard

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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