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Hot Tub Boat

Cruising down the river with the two you love

Hot Tub Boat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Jethro likes his action hot on the water

Portable dreams of paradise found

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

All great calamities on land and sea have been traced to inspectors who did not inspect. - Kin Hubbard

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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