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Using statues to improve the weather

Horn Blower thanks to Keith Blake

A normal day in the afterlife of Captain Hornblower

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Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey

Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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