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Survival tips for men: How to ask a question to a woman

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No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

A man is never old until his regrets outnumber his dreams. - Amish Saying

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

He is a man, and he is afraid. This is not a good combination. - Kristin Hannah

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him. - Johann C Lavater

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around. - Mark Twain

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, does the enlightened man dislike to wade into its waters. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Healing and miracles have been a mystery to men of all times. To some, the phenomenon is frightening, while others find it exhilarating. - Mother Angelica

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling


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