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Survival tips for men: How to ask a question to a woman

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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice. - Shakespeare

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. - Thomas Carlyle

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

I don't like that man. I must get to know him better. - Abraham Lincoln

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. - C S Lewis

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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