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Survival tips for men: How to ask a question to a woman

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A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. - Kin Hubbard

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell. - Andrew Carnegie

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits. - Richard M Nixon

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. - Billy Graham

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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