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Survival tips for men: How to ask a question to a woman

Hormone Guide thanks to Barry McCartney

Men with too little oestrogen can develop “male menopause” symptoms

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Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias

Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

The will of man is by his reason swayed. - Izaak Walton

Every man must get to heaven his own way. - Frederick the Great

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

A man is basically as faithful as his options. - Chris Rock

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. - Laurence J. Peter

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

How good we are as preachers depends - not altogether, but primarily - on how good we are as men. - John Knox

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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