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Survival tips for men: How to ask a question to a woman

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You make me want to be a better man. - Jack Nicholson

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Every man must get to heaven his own way. - Frederick the Great

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

The superior man is distressed by his want of ability. - Confucius

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. - John Kenneth Galbraith

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

The utmost extent of man's knowledge, is to know that he knows nothing. - Joseph Addison

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Sir Francis Bacon

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley


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