#1 humor site on the 'net

Hormone Guide

Survival tips for men: How to ask a question to a woman

Hormone Guide thanks to Barry McCartney

Men with too little oestrogen can develop “male menopause” symptoms

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. - Kin Hubbard

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell. - Andrew Carnegie

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits. - Richard M Nixon

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. - Billy Graham

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Someone Is Upset

Turkey Popcorn Dressing

Redneck Outhouse Throne

I'll Be Right There

How Not To Prop Start Your Plane

Young Superman

When Not To Stop Too Fast



Plane Oops!

Sand Dive

Manitoba Home Security System


Bungee Cord Suspenders

Mirror Solution


Handicap Motorcyclist

Filling Up Is OverRated

Coin Stacking

I Miss Being A Tree

Stoned In The Garden

Looking For Something?


Louvre Paintings