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Survival tips for men: How to ask a question to a woman

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

As a moth gnaws a garment, so doth envy consume a man. - Saint John Chrysostom

Irreligious men are often better suited for godly missions. - Hasidic Saying

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good. - C S Lewis

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

A man ought to blush when he is praised for perfections he does not possess. - Wellins Calcott

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing. - Socrates

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. - Jean Rostand

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive. - Renee Zellweger

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell


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