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We can hope while we cope. - Unknown

Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Hope has a good memory, gratitude a bad one. - Baltasar Gracian

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly. Do not mistake activity for achievement. - Mabel Newcomber

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean


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