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We can hope while we cope. - Unknown

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

It's not failure. It's unfinished success. - Unknown

If you have no critics you'll likely have no success. - Malcolm X

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. - Sam Ewing

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly. Do not mistake activity for achievement. - Mabel Newcomber

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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