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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen


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