#1 humor site on the 'net

Hope

Becoming a famous balerina starts with one imagined step at a time

Hope thanks to Jim Serritella

Where there's a will, there's a way

Hope thanks to Jim Serritella

QuotaBills
Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


Snow Aerobics

25 Toes

Wedding Cake Dress

Bacon Soda Sales

Wet Insect

Chinese New Year Greetings

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Gun Laws

Mounted Deer Antlers

Anti-Theft Car

SUV Haircut

Two Feet of Snow in Seattle

Chevforodge

Redneck Skurfing

Golf Prayer

Warmest Wishes for a Perfect Sunday

Walking The Dog

Bobslide Event

Holy Bagel

Happy Down Under Day

In Deep Water

Lean Beer

Cow Skiing

Trail Closed