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Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

It's not failure. It's unfinished success. - Unknown

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure. - Benjamin Disraeli

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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