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Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people. - Marcus Garvey

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. - Al Bernstein

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure. - Alisha Tyler

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Greatness and nearsightedness are incompatible. Meaningful achievement depends on lifting one's sights and pushing toward the horizon. - Daniel H. Pink

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