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The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Success is finding satisfaction in giving a little more than you take. - Christopher Reeve

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure. - Alisha Tyler

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There is no shortcut to achievement. Life requires thorough preparation - veneer isn't worth anything. - George Washington Carver

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

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