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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

There is no success without hardship. - Sophocles

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

I never dreamed about success, I worked for it. - Estee Lauder

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

The success and the failure are not my concern, but His. - Joseph B Lightfoot

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Hope is only a beginning; it's not a substitute for action, only a basis for it. - Rebecca Solnit

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson


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