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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

One fails forward toward success. - Charles Kettering

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed. - Emily Dickinson

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day. - Jim Rohn

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure. - Alisha Tyler

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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