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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

Success is finding satisfaction in giving a little more than you take. - Christopher Reeve

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah


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