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Hoodie Onesy

Stretching the limits of a youth hoodie

Hoodie Onesy thanks to Howard Chapman

Pullover hoodies to pull one over on him

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I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I do some weights and I do a lot of stretching. - Mike Ditka

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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