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Hoodie Onesy

Stretching the limits of a youth hoodie

Hoodie Onesy thanks to Howard Chapman

Pullover hoodies to pull one over on him

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen


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