Homer Escalator, Doh!

Donut give up. - Homer Simpson

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso