QuotaBillsFine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. - David Lynch
Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller