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Holy Shawarma!

Preparing for a Lebanese Food Fest

Holy Shawarma! thanks to joe-kster

Meat Moukhtar - master shawarma carver

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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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