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Hockey Players Are Mean

Why it's tough to be a referee during the Holiday Season

Hockey Players Are Mean thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Stress management for hockey players and referees

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

And I mean this very sinseriously. - Archie Bunker

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

A flow of words does not mean a flow of wisdom. - Rosalind Ferguson

Sometimes they write what I say, not what I mean. - Pedro Guerrero

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

I really don't hold grudges. I mean, I remember everything, but I move on. - Robert Kraft

Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth. - Unknown

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean you're not being followed. - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. - Thomas Edison

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've done before. - Bonnie Blair

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

When someone tells me "no," it doesn't mean I can't do it, it simply means I can't do it with them. - Karen E. Quinones Miller

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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