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Hockey Players Are Mean

Why it's tough to be a referee during the Holiday Season

Hockey Players Are Mean thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Stress management for hockey players and referees

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

I really don't hold grudges. I mean, I remember everything, but I move on. - Robert Kraft

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth. - Unknown

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Respect for the right of another to be wrong does not mean that the wrong is right. - Ravi Zacharias

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Just because you made a good plan doesn't mean that's what's gonna happen. - Taylor Swift

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Initiative prioritization doesn't mean distributing all available resources to all known projects. - Volker Voigt

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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