Hockey Players Are Mean

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Forgiveness does not mean excusing. - C S Lewis

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Sometimes they write what I say, not what I mean. - Pedro Guerrero

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Just because it's hard doesn't mean that you are off track. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

This is not a story of donors being mean. This is a story of a failed system. - Paul Harvey

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean you're not being followed. - Unknown

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

When someone tells me "no," it doesn't mean I can't do it, it simply means I can't do it with them. - Karen E. Quinones Miller

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt