Hockey Players Are Mean

Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? - Goodfellas

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? - George Carlin

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean you're not being followed. - Unknown

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. - Thomas Edison

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.