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Re-invented moments in history

Historic Texting thanks to Keith Blake

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Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

History has been written not by the most talented but by the most motivated. - Peter Drucker

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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