Historic Texting

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how old we are, just doesn't come easy to us. - Lily Tomlin

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison