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Hide And Sikh thanks to Shawn Kennedy

How to find him? Sikh and ye shall find!

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I do not seek, I find. - Pablo Picasso

Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Tennyson

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

Quota: Someone who likes to report other people's speech - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Consult: to seek another's approval of a course already decided upon. - Ambrose Bierce

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill

For those who seek it, there is inexhaustible evidence of an all-pervading intelligence. - Richard E Byrd

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown


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