Here Comes Trouble

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Every great idea I have gets me in trouble. - Unknown

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

To receive a benefit is to sell your liberty. - Laberius

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble. - Rudyard Kipling

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi