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Here Comes Trouble

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Here Comes Trouble thanks to Keith Blake

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Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

To receive a benefit is to sell your liberty. - Laberius

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. - Unknown

I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock. - Douglas Coupland

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

A country cannot subsist well without liberty, nor liberty without virtue. - Daniel Webster

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble. - Angelina Jolie

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds. - Will Durant

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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